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#1 deth_lettuce

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Posted 17 June 2016 - 05:57 PM

IronDeal is overstocked!!!

 

My  N I G H T M A R E  is your good fortune!  The overstock has driven me CRAAAAAZY, so I'm SLASHING prices on stacks of Iron Blocks to the TERRIFYINGLY unheard of price of:

 

$666  $500  $250

 

You might well be thinking, "HOLY FRIGGIN' NUTBALLS!!  THAT'S PANTS CRAPPINGLY WHACKO!!!   WHAT THE EFFING EFF?!?"

 

And you are CORRECT in that assessment!!!

 

HURRY before I get my ass into THERAPY!!!

 

/res tp irondeal  <-- no caps

 

DOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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#2 deth_lettuce

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Posted 20 June 2016 - 11:50 AM

OMFG, I JUST GOT INSANE-IER!!!!

 

All of the above, but NOW a stack of Iron Blocks is just a MEASLY:

 

$500  $250

 

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to take advantage of my WILDLY UNSTABLE MENTAL STATE!!!

 

/res tp irondeal



#3 JELLOMIX

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Posted 20 June 2016 - 04:43 PM

I will come spend money soon!


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#4 dorkamongus

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Posted 20 June 2016 - 06:25 PM

Take my money!!


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#5 Acis

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Posted 21 June 2016 - 09:56 AM

How many stacks do you have? Because:|

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Posted 30 June 2016 - 09:32 AM

There are currently 9 double chests of stacks of blocks, plus more in all the connecting hoppers.  Once I fill 25 double chests, I will divert the extra ingots to lava until/unless the stock is reduced.  This farm really got out of hand, and there are still two spawn areas that aren't active yet, so I'm only running 14 spawners.

 

Other bonuses:

 

* HUGE piles of poppies/red roses for FREEEEEEE

* Ingot prices reduced to almost in line with the Block price, but the stacks of blocks are still the best value.



#7 JELLOMIX

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Posted 30 June 2016 - 07:09 PM

What's the lead content in your iron? I don't want no stinkin' lead poisoning.



#8 deth_lettuce

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 06:13 AM

At these prices, buyer assumes responsibility for due diligence of potential contaminant analysis.

 

"Welcome to Walmart, I love you."


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#9 dorkamongus

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Posted 07 July 2016 - 05:04 AM

Well if you have to resort to lava just give it to me I'll gladly burn it for you ;)

#10 deth_lettuce

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Posted 07 July 2016 - 04:07 PM

Am I not insane enough already?  The lower these rock bottom prices go, the more nuts I get.  I'm sure you care about my mental health enough to do your part.  :D



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Posted 05 August 2016 - 08:43 PM

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double chests of stacks of blocks at /res tp irondeal for $500/stack.



#12 Acis

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Posted 07 August 2016 - 08:51 AM

Get a few of these

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#13 deth_lettuce

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 11:14 AM

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#14 IronSteve

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Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:41 AM

I have an insanely large automatic pumpkin farm that produces stacks and stacks of pumpkins. Want to pool our resources and invade Astoria with an army the likes of which this server has never seen?


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Posted 12 August 2016 - 10:22 AM

All we need now is someone with an insanely large amount of snow blocks. 


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#16 deth_lettuce

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 05:44 PM

There are currently:

 

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double chests of stacks of blocks at /res tp irondeal for $500/stack.



#17 deth_lettuce

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Posted 05 September 2016 - 03:55 PM

There are currently:

 

24

 

double chests of stacks of blocks at /res tp irondeal.  In anticipation of the 25th and final chest of stacks of blocks being filled, I'm doing the UNTHINKABLE and lowering prices to the

 

EARTH SHATTERINGLY,

 

TERRIFYINGLY,

 

EAR-SPLITTINGLY

 

low LOW price of $250!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This is unbearably stupid of me, but I'm WHACKO, and there's no stopping the crazy train now!!!

 

Enjoy iron cereal for breakfast!



#18 deth_lettuce

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Posted 24 November 2016 - 08:08 PM

So, Cyn massively expanded the iron storage to some uncountable number of chests, so really seriously, buy your pants off, we can take it.  Please note, however, that we do NOT accept discarded pants as payment.

 

/res tp irondeal

 

wooooo iron crazeee yelling and such!!!



#19 Acis

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 11:30 AM

So.. just to make sure I'm getting this... what exactly am I going to do with that much iron?

 

Except maybe build a wall around ACME. But you're going to have to pay for that.



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Posted 25 November 2016 - 10:04 PM

Once purchased, what you do with the iron is not my business.  But I can promise you that neither I, nor any nation on Earth will pay you for a wall around your property.  I'm sure it'll be a terrific wall with a beautiful door, but the iron ain't free.  But ALMOST free!!!

 

-CrazyGuySellingIronWOOOOOOOOOOO







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